Yankee Stadium bans sunscreen, saving us all from terrorists

July 23, 2008 · Print This Article

Recently, we told you all about some great sunscreen products that are safer for you and the environment than those containing oxybenzone. Apparently, that chemical is not only harmful to your personal health, but it’s so dangerous, Yankee Stadium has banned all sunscreens from their park.

Ok, so that’s not the reason they’re banning the

sunscreen, but the real reason is probably even more ridiculous. Along with the recent ban of all liquids from airports, the stadium has decided that baseball fans are dangerous terrorists, and not just concerned citizens coping with the effects of global warming. Way to protect us all from sunscreen-bombers.

[Source] Shawn Schuster

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